1. To star in a Christmas movie with Olivia Newton John
2. Cleaning fairies. You know, to clean stuff
3. Ryan Gosling
4. A puppy that's cuter than Ryan Gosling.
5. A never ending packet of Tim Tams
6. A never expanding waist-line for my never ending packet of Tim Tams
7. A carrier pigeon, so I have another communicative device to compulsively check
8. A Quick-Quotes Quill in which to write my resume
9. The Secrets To The Universe
10. The Secrets to Lara Bingle's success as a celebrity
11. One ring to rule them all
12. Snow
13. A worm-hole between my bedroom and the USA, which by-passes border control and issues you a green-card and a 'Party in the USA' singing telegram upon arrival
14. A non-toxic-to-humans bomb which when it explodes, smells like warm cookies while killing all the little black ants in a 100 metre radius. Then the cleaning fairies, mentioned in Item 2, will come and disspose of their repulsively minty carcasses
15. An iPhone which turns into a Transformer. An iPhonebot, not a Decepticon
16. George Clooney in a Santa suit. Acceptable alternatives to this include Robert Redford, Kevin Costner and Dr. Chris Havel in Offspring
17. A puppy that is cuter than Ryan Gosling and George Clooney in a Santa suit
18. To be Where The Wild Things Are
19. Someone to scrub my foot calluses
20. Someone to employ me
And in return...
Merry Christmas!
KH.
I need 5 and 6 stat!
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